k:hello welcome to another episode of the " The Love Triangle"
i:today we have a special guest
k:her name is circle
i:circle is here to talk about an issue that she was having with her daughter:diameter and radius
k:apparently radius feels as if she is only half as loved as diameter
i:were here to help
k:heres circle
t:hi my name is circle and im here to ask for help
k:so whats ur problem circle.........tell us wats going on
t:well i have two beautiful daughters who just cat get along
I: Wait
K:before you go on...lets bring out Diameter and Radius
*some applaud and others boo*
D walks over and sits down and C stands there
K: so now that we are all here tell us what is going on
D: ok well-
C: um noo imma tell it...no one can hear your short self anyways
T: Oh my gosh diameter just let her talk please
I: its fine we can hear diameters side first
C: Thank you..so ever since we were little radius has been half the size of me. its not my fault but she is always being dramatic about it. but i just let it go until one day we were at home and our little brother asked us how to find the area and circumference of mom.
D:and i said that circumference of mom is 2 times pie times me and Area is pie times me squared
C: Buut clearly to find the circumference is pie times me and thats it im right she is wrong period
T: Why cant you just get along
K: Alright everyone calm down
I: The results are in...
K:.....You are both right so shut up and stop being stupid
T:what!??
K: You heard me get off my stage wit your overly dramatic selves
i:today we have a special guest
k:her name is circle
i:circle is here to talk about an issue that she was having with her daughter:diameter and radius
k:apparently radius feels as if she is only half as loved as diameter
i:were here to help
k:heres circle
t:hi my name is circle and im here to ask for help
k:so whats ur problem circle.........tell us wats going on
t:well i have two beautiful daughters who just cat get along
I: Wait
K:before you go on...lets bring out Diameter and Radius
*some applaud and others boo*
D walks over and sits down and C stands there
K: so now that we are all here tell us what is going on
D: ok well-
C: um noo imma tell it...no one can hear your short self anyways
T: Oh my gosh diameter just let her talk please
I: its fine we can hear diameters side first
C: Thank you..so ever since we were little radius has been half the size of me. its not my fault but she is always being dramatic about it. but i just let it go until one day we were at home and our little brother asked us how to find the area and circumference of mom.
D:and i said that circumference of mom is 2 times pie times me and Area is pie times me squared
C: Buut clearly to find the circumference is pie times me and thats it im right she is wrong period
T: Why cant you just get along
K: Alright everyone calm down
I: The results are in...
K:.....You are both right so shut up and stop being stupid
T:what!??
K: You heard me get off my stage wit your overly dramatic selves