babyblue18

k:hello welcome to another episode of the " The Love Triangle" i:today we have a special guest k:her name is circle i:circle is here to talk about an issue that she was having with her daughter:diameter and radius k:apparently radius feels as if she is only half as loved as diameter i:were here to help k:heres circle t:hi my name is circle and im here to ask for help k:so whats ur problem circle.........tell us wats going on t:well i have two beautiful daughters who just cat get along I: Wait K:before you go on...lets bring out Diameter and Radius D walks over and sits down and C stands there K: so now that we are all here tell us what is going on D: ok well- C: um noo imma tell it...no one can hear your short self anyways T: Oh my gosh diameter just let her talk please I: its fine we can hear diameters side first C: Thank you..so ever since we were little radius has been half the size of me. its not my fault but she is always being dramatic about it. but i just let it go until one day we were at home and our little brother asked us how to find the area and circumference of mom. D:and i said that circumference of mom is 2 times pie times me and Area is pie times me squared C: Buut clearly to find the circumference is pie times me and thats it im right she is wrong period T: Why cant you just get along K: Alright everyone calm down I: The results are in... K:.....You are both right so shut up and stop being stupid T:what!?? K: You heard me get off my stage wit your overly dramatic selves
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